To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody doe... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."

"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."

"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."