Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your he... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."

"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."