More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat. That’s where I keep my fish tank. When you’re a farmer of love, you’ve always got pink kissers on your mind."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."