In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."