In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."