More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More