"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."