"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."