"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."