"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."