"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."