"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."