More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More