More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More