A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."