A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."