A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."