More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More