In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."