In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."