More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More