"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."