"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."