Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."