More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
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"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More