Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."