Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."