Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."