He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when... - P.G. Wodehouse

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."

"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."

"I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit."