"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."