More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."