In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebr... - Fran Lebowitz

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

"You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."

"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."