Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

"The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."

"You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."