More quotes by Fran Lebowitz

"The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."