More quotes by Fran Lebowitz

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."