In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebr... - Fran Lebowitz

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

"You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."