In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."

"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."

"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."