More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."