More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you see me pushing a wheelbarrow full of animal balloons up a hill, it may be a Zen koan, or it may be buy two get a third for FREE."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."