She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."