More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying you some running shoes. The shoes will be wooden, and nailed to the floor."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"