It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to... - Scott Adams

"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."