More quotes by Scott Adams

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."