If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of question... - Scott Adams
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"