More quotes by Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."