More quotes by Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."