More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."