More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."