More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."
"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living."
"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."
"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."