More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."