I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."

"When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car."

"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."

"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."