I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."