More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."
"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."
"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."
"If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed,"but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!"