Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."