"A pitcher throws baseballs, but a pitcher also holds liquid. My emotions are so fluid I wonder how large the pitcher would have to be to hold my heart. Probably 6’3”."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."