Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering bl... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."

"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."

"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."