More quotes by Mark Twain

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."