Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. - Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."