Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. - Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."

"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"