Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. - Mark Twain
"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."