More quotes by Scott Adams

"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"