More quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."