Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to... - Scott Adams
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"