More quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."