More quotes by Scott Adams

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"