More quotes by Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."