Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to... - Scott Adams
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"