More quotes by Fran Lebowitz

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."