You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling mo... - Fran Lebowitz
"You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."
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"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat."