More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More