Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tell... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."