What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arrivin... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."