I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."