I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."