"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."