More quotes by Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Life sucks, and then you die..."
"Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky."
"You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!"
"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
"I know - I'll play you for it,"Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent."