I know - I'll play you for it,"Alice suggested. "Rock, paper... - Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky."

"Life sucks, and then you die..."

"Life sucks, and then you die..."

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."

"You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!"