More quotes by Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
"Life sucks, and then you die..."
"Life sucks, and then you die..."
"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!"