More quotes by Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"I know - I'll play you for it,"Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent."
"Life sucks, and then you die..."
"Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky."
"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."