More quotes by Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
"I know - I'll play you for it,"Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent."
"You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!"
"Life sucks, and then you die..."