A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."