A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Are all caps really necessary? No need to shout at me. My hearing is perfect when the words arrive in my mind through my eyes."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."