More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."